“I think people are fascinated with breasts that bounce. They are so used to seeing [fake ones], My breasts have a life of their own…People are confused [that mine bounce].”
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“What are you doing this summer?”
“What are you doing with your life?”
my life is 1% self deprecating humor and 99% crying about how true it all is later tbh
my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
you know whenever you eat something minty then you breathe in and the inside of your mouth basically feels like
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
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